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How do you bottoms douche ;x most of the douching stuff i see at porn storms looks like turkey basters. Usually i just sit on the toilet make sure all the shit is out and wash out my ass with soap and water and finger inside repeatedly making sure nothings there ;x. how do u guys do it.
Aint nobody got time for fingers, get a fucking enema
LOL. ^^^^
EXACTLY. Get an enema for dat ass~
Or just a douche in general.
Everybody appreciates a squeaky clean bottom!
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Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality
((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))
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Game of Thrones, all wrapped up into one post
You know nothing, Jon Snow
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
casually going to like this for future reference
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Season 3 Teen Wolf Feels
accurate
I’ve never seen anything so perfect in my entire life.
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