Ask me anything

My boyfriend made me do this.

verticalcrash:

Robert Mickelsen: Heart And Soul (2012)

Lampworked borosilicate glass, sculpted, blown, sandblasted

I wuz lyke, is this a bong or an alcohol jug

I thought it was a reeeeally complex dildo

1 day ago
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Chris Evans shirtless appreciation photoset

(via tatertot93)

1 day ago
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tyleroakley:

Every time I perform karaoke, regardless of what I’m singing.

tyleroakley:

Every time I perform karaoke, regardless of what I’m singing.

(Source: ploppen)

1 day ago
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When nobody is home.

lolzpicx:

(Source: ohmygoshcarl, via fabuloustoast)

1 day ago
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PK Learnin: this is actually someone's "about me"

This Is Me, In A Few Words

You live in a world of fake, pretentious, self centered, arrogant assholes and you are most likely one of them. You are a human on planet Earth with no depth .. no? you’re not? So tell me human, when was the last time you stopped, looked up at the stars & halted…

Well, I AM a pretty crazy diamond..

14 hours ago
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pyralspite:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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1 day ago
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that last one was a reeeeal SHOCKER

that last one was a reeeeal SHOCKER

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I can’t EVEN right now with True Life.

I can’t EVEN right now with True Life.

1 day ago
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tyleroakley:

blazeberg:

“I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stunned by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, ‘Hi.’ They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word.”

— Augusten Burroughs

One of my all-time favorite quotes.

1 day ago
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